Skibby Socks

Laundry day has been every day for the past two weeks. My floor is officially growing clothes tumors and now I can never find my shoes. So this morning when as I was about to leave, I opened my sock drawer to only find the skibby socks clean (See Ex.A). Really the skibby socks aren't even my skibbies, they are my boyfriend's size 12 socks who mistakenly took a wrong turn and ended up in my drawer. I suppose on the right foot they are just socks, but on my feet, they look skibby. Some of you may be asking yourself 'what are skibby socks?'. While on the subject of my boyfriend, his endearingly redneck father introduced me to the phrase, and it basically means your comfy/ trashy clothes. See Ex.B

If only more things skibby were considerable fashionable, we could all prance around with a Juciy ass. Please begin to use this phrase as often as you can, why? Because it's fun to say. Skkkiiiibbbiieees!